I didn't post last weekend because I was too busy celebrating this (Happy Birthday, Leen!):
And drinking this:
And eating this:
And drinking more of this:
Oh, and I have ever mentioned that I'm a master sushi chef?
Or that I can touch my toes?
Or that my husband is the secret love child of Gene Simmons?
No??? Well, now you know! I'll try to post more later, but I've been training two new girls at work and dealing with Lola's ailing bumhole at home (trust me, you don't want details). Happy hump day!



